As some of you may know, I have recently became a fan of Babymetal <link>. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this group, they are a combination of some former J-pop girls and a Japanese Death Metal band (an odd combo to be for sure). Now these girls (Su-Metal, Moa-Metal, and Yui-Metal ) have been in the entertainment business since a very young age. And I am afraid they will succumb to the childhood star curse.
My predictions are as follows. Su-Metal will become a born-again after marrying a shyster televangelist and renounce her former ways (but not the money she made from it of course). Moa_Metal will go on to be an actual bad-ass rocker chick forming a (pseudo lipstick-lesbian) Death Metal band and slowly fade into obscurity (all the while living a secret vanilla June Cleaver lifestyle). And poor little Yui_Metal will go on to be an addict doing bukake porn until dying of a heroin overdose months before AIDS would have taken her anyway. Until then rock on girls.
This article was meant as total satire. Please rock on for a very long time girls.
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