Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger.

^^^THATS ME UNCLE JEB!!!!
Hey all you godless, socialist, commie pinko, athiest, homo-sympathizin, anit-'Murican reeders of this site. I jes has to teel you bout this site I came across. Now normally momma don lets me surf the intertoobz unsupervized, but when she found out I was and honest to God ritter for this new site here and needed to do dome studiin for my next article she grudgnly agreed to let me alone to be studiin. Durin my wanderins I came across this site youtoobz, and incase u havnt heerd of it let me tell you what itz bout. youtoobz has all of thees movin pitures you can watch on anything from purty little kittens to well............................. I'll sho you hear. seams there be this new thin called twerkerin wear these colored gals dress in tiny little clothes and get to shakin their behinds to muzic. this seems to be mostly on rap videos. Now lets me teels ya when I first seen them colored gals waggin there behinds in them shorty shorts and whatnot I jes bout made a nughty mess in my drawers. Whooooooooooooo boy I had to lay down after watchin few of them dere hip hoopin videos. jes so you can see what Iz talkin bout here is a link to one that reely made me all tingly in my
naughtyparts. Now wheres I be from (Kazirodztwo county) we don't have no colored gals and momma say we don't pollute our gene pool by mixin with such people. I have one thin to say about that. WHEN DID WE GET A POOL MOMMA AND HOW COME I AIN"T ALLOWED IN IT?????? I WILL FIND WHERE YOU HID THIS  POOL AND SWIM IN IT EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL GET THEM COLORED GALS FROM THEM TWERKERIN VIDEOS TO SWIM WITH ME IN OUR GENE POOL TOO SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Pledge of Allegiance

Hey all,

Just last night I saw something on my fb page that disturbed me. It was a post by one of my friends that posited* Do you believe there should be a pledge of Allegiance in schools that says "one nation under god?" What is so disturbing about that question? Nothing on the face of it. It was some of the responses to it that really disturbed me. A lot of the responses where to the effect of we were founded as a christian nation and if you do not like it get the f*** out. And one little gem said in effect. If we weren't founded as a christian nation then how come In God We Trust is on our money. Now the reason comments like this disturb me is it makes apparent that full grown adults have no idea about the history of this country, the pledge, and how In God We Trust came to be in our pledge and on our money at all. But yet these same "adults" are using their misconceptions (all or in part) to decide the fate of our country (you know by voting).
So let me give you my brief reply that I left on facebook and then I would like to go a little more into detail on the facts I posted there.

We were not founded with the words one nation under god. We were founded with a Document that begins We the People (called the constitution) and the constitution does not mention god one time. In fact the only times the constitution mentions religion is once in article VI, "but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States" (link) And again in the first amendment where government is forbidden from establishing a religion (link) And the phrase under god was not originally in the pledge of allegiance it was added in 1954 at the height of the red scare as a response to "godless communism" during the cold war. (link)
And as an interesting side note, in god we trust was not added to coins until 1864 and was made mandatory on all coins and paper currency of the U.S. in 1955 (link) The founding fathers knew all to well the risk of mixing government and religion (from their experience with The Church of England). We were not founded as a religious country (that would be a theocracy not a democracy).

A well reasoned, polite response with plenty of sources to back up my statements right? Well as of right now over 12 hours later not one single response. I was expecting most of the responses to be along the lines of, "You godless anti-American scum get out of my country"!!! The people who posted the comments that disturbed me the most are not the type to actually listen to an opposing view and then check out those sources of information (facts do not really play a part in their world).

But lets go a little deeper into this subject than I could have in a simple facebook post.

The pledge of allegiance. Alright, show of hands. Who here can tell me (without googling it) who wrote the pledge, when it was written and the original text of the pledge? No one? Well don't worry when I graduated high school I could not have told you any of that info off of the top of my head either. But as I grew older and started following politics I researched many  different aspects of the history of our country. The pledge being one of them.
The pledge of allegiance was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, a minister (and a socialist one at that on noessssssssss the horror). As originally written the pledge was,
"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
I'm looking real hard and I do not see under god anywhere there. Hmmmm. Then in 1923 it was altered to read,
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Still no mention of god.
In fact it was not until 1954 during the cold war, red scare nonsense that was sweeping the the nation that President Eisenhower urged congress to once again change the pledge to,
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."(link)

And so, after adding under god to the pledge in 1954 in response to cold war fears over the spread of godless communism, the Soviet Union crumbled a mere 37 years later (December 1991).(link)
TAKE THAT GODLESS COMMUNISM :P
Thank you for reading.


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Monday, October 7, 2013

Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger

Here it is folks (finally). The very first installment of Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger. By randomrants very first guest columnist Uncle Jeb.


                                                              ^^^ That's ne Uncle Jeb

My name is Uncle Jeb and this is my first ever collum here on the intertubes!!!!! I had recently stubled across this site randomdants and was APPALLED by what I saw. Obviously this site is rote by a godless, librul socialist, commie pinko, athiest, ,homo-sympathizer anit-'Murican. So I instantly had to shoot off an angry 'puter-letter to let my thawts on this site be known. Well to my suprise not only did myeviltwin rite back to me, he also offered me a weekly guest author collum on his site! So I accepted. Hopefuly I can save some of you godless, librul socialist, commie pinko, athiest, homo-sympathizin, anit-'Muricans from THE LAKE OF FIRE WHERE YOUR SOULS WILL BURN FOREVER IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND WORSHIP THE BABY JESUS FOEVER AND EVER AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Todays subject. The "sepreration of church and state". LETME TEEL YOU THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME WHERE IN THE CONSTITOOTION IT SAYS SPERATION OF CJURCH AND STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY THE AUTHOR OF THIS SITE IS IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN!!!!!! AS PROVEN BY THESE TWO ARTICLES FOUND ON THIS SITE             ( here and here)   

GOD MUST BE CRYING REAL HARD OVER PEOPLE TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION HE SO GENEROUSLY ROTE FUR THE U.S. NOW PERSONALLY I NEVER READ THE CONSTITOOTION BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS SAYS!!!!!!! JUST ASK MY PASTOR BILLY BOB HE TOLD ME TO MUCH READIN OTHER THAN THE BIBLE IS A JUST A WAY TO OPEN YOUR MIND TO SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF'N YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY PASTOR (GODLESS HEATHANS THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE) JUST WATCH FOX NEWS THEY WON'T TELL YOU ANY OF THOSE LAMESTREEM MEDIA  LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SIR, IF THEY IZ ANYTHIN FOX NEWS IN NOWN FOR IT IS TRUTH TELLIN.  SO THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD ROTE THE CONSTITOOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ANYONE DONE TRYIN TO TELL YOU DIFFERENT IS POSSED BY A DEMON AND WORKING FOR SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Jeb

A true 'Murican
 


p.s. if 'n any of you purty ladies out there would like to meets me you can send  one of dem dar 'puter-letters  to unclejeb350@yahoo.com

News From Around The Web

Hey all,
Here is an interesting article from one of my favorite news sources Alternet.  I think you should give this story a read. here


                                                               Thanks and as always please leave a comment.




                                                                                            myeivltwinskippy :P

Update

Hey all,
Sorry I do not have the first installment of Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger yet. I wrote to him yesterday evening concerning his deadline for his column and he responded in typical teabagger fashion. Apparently deadlines are a marxist, socialist, commie, fascist plot against real god fearin; 'Muricans. I hope to have the first installment by this evening.
                                                                                                           Thanks

                                                                                                      myeivltwinskippy :P

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Piss me off vs. make me happy

                       Things that piss me off vs. things that make me happy :)

Things that piss me off                                                Things that make me happy

Rude neighbors                                                                        No neighbors

Screaming babies in public                                                  No babies in public

Hipsters                                                                                  Dead hipsters

Boy Bands                                                                            Asian girl bands :P

Shitty Drivers                                                          Shitty drivers stuck in a ditch

RWNJ fact free rants                                                   RWNJ fact free rants
Miley Cyrus' big cow tongue                                       Miley Cyrus' big cow tongue

                                                                      (well it could make me happy wink wink) 


                                                 That's all for now more to come

                                                 Remember to leave a comment

                                                                                                                 myeviltwinskippy :P

Comming soon. A new weekly column!!!

Hey all,
I recently received and email from an upset reader. He said that my site seams to have a certain political slant and that "his side" was not represented here. So after much thought and consideration I decided to offer him a guest author spot on my site. He accepted!!! This new column will be called Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger. Hopefully he will have his first installment submitted to me for posting this evening. I am really looking forward to having his column on my site.

                                                                                               Thanks everyone and as always
                                                                                               please leave a comment.


                                                                                  myeviltwinskippy :P

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Sites I frequent

Here are a few news sites I read on a regular basis. I encourage my readers to check them out.
AlterNet
Motherjones
CrooksandLiars
Dailykos

They do not quite have the balls to say this yet.

I really love my job and the "benefits" it offers. I can't wait to drop dead working there when I am 75+.
Here is an idea. Lets abolish the retirement age ( a fascist plot against the poor trod upon "job creators" if  ever I heard of one). You old freeloaders are a drain on the public coffers!!!!! Here is a notice to you seniors and future seniors. Your days of lazing around collecting SS and Medicare are OVER!!! Whaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaa I worked 40+ years until my body fell apart and deserve a few years to try and enjoy what little life I have left free from the degradations of abject poverty, hunger and illness.
Social Security and Medicare are not in the constitution (you know that document I have never actually read) you marxist, socialist, commie, fascist bastards!!!!!!!! Now get back to work or die (preferably at home and on your own time so the producers do not have to deal with your taker rotting corpse). Talk about FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!!!!. USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                          Sincerely yours,
                                                                                                        A Tea Party Patriot.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Thanks

Hey all,
I would like to say thanks to my new subscribers. I promise some new and interesting content either tonight or tomorrow. Don't forget to leave comments.

                                                                                               myeviltwinskippy :P

Things my friends do (hopefully to become a regular feature)

Hey all,
A friend of mine composes his own electronic music. Check it out link.

                                                                                         myeviltwinskippy :P

                                                                                                                          

S*** that makes me laugh.

Hey all,
I came across this vlogger a while back and she always makes me laugh. Check her out and let me know what you think. If you like this video please check out her youtube channel here  and let her know I sent you (hoping for a little cross promotion lol). As always thanks for visiting and please comment below.

                                                                                              myeviltwinskippy :P

Possible Republican Presidential Hopefuls for 2016

Hey all,
It has been a long time since I posted anything here. I am going back through my previous posts and will be editing and or deleting a lot of them. I hope to continue my multi part series on the separation of church and state soon. In the mean time here is this little gem. This was originally wrote as a comment to an article at National Review touting John Bolton as a candidate for president in 2016. Needless to say not to many of their readers (ok none of them) found it funny. But, f*** em. So here it is. Let me know what you  think about it.

Wow keep picking those winners gop. Lets imagine this primary shall we. We could have John "even the Economist thinks I'm an a**hole" Bolton, Rick "frothy" Santorum, Sarah "compared to my mouth, only 20% of the things that come out of my vagina are retarded" Palin, Michelle "crazy eyes, my husband is not gay" Bachmann,  Rick "pray for rain" Perry, Herman "I ran Godfathers Pizza into the ground" Cain, Ted "poopy pants pedophile" Nugent and  just to pump his ego for a bit, either Donald "I date girls younger than my daughter because I secretly lust after her" Trump, or Newt "serial adulterer, deadbeat dad and really crappy author" Gingrich. And hey just for old times sake, lets give Jan "second amendment solutions" Brewer and Christine "I am not a witch" O'Donnell a spot at the debates. The gop keeps bringing the clown car to the elections and wonders why they get beat. Ooooops I almost forgot Jeb "my daughter is a crack whore and my brother almost brought the world to financial ruin" Bush!!! A sure winner because you know America just hasn't had enough of the Bush clan yet. The next republican primary debates are sure to be comedic gold.