Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger

Here it is folks (finally). The very first installment of Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger. By randomrants very first guest columnist Uncle Jeb.

                                                              ^^^ That's ne Uncle Jeb

My name is Uncle Jeb and this is my first ever collum here on the intertubes!!!!! I had recently stubled across this site randomdants and was APPALLED by what I saw. Obviously this site is rote by a godless, librul socialist, commie pinko, athiest, ,homo-sympathizer anit-'Murican. So I instantly had to shoot off an angry 'puter-letter to let my thawts on this site be known. Well to my suprise not only did myeviltwin rite back to me, he also offered me a weekly guest author collum on his site! So I accepted. Hopefuly I can save some of you godless, librul socialist, commie pinko, athiest, homo-sympathizin, anit-'Muricans from THE LAKE OF FIRE WHERE YOUR SOULS WILL BURN FOREVER IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND WORSHIP THE BABY JESUS FOEVER AND EVER AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Todays subject. The "sepreration of church and state". LETME TEEL YOU THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME WHERE IN THE CONSTITOOTION IT SAYS SPERATION OF CJURCH AND STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY THE AUTHOR OF THIS SITE IS IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN!!!!!! AS PROVEN BY THESE TWO ARTICLES FOUND ON THIS SITE             ( here and here)   

GOD MUST BE CRYING REAL HARD OVER PEOPLE TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION HE SO GENEROUSLY ROTE FUR THE U.S. NOW PERSONALLY I NEVER READ THE CONSTITOOTION BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS SAYS!!!!!!! JUST ASK MY PASTOR BILLY BOB HE TOLD ME TO MUCH READIN OTHER THAN THE BIBLE IS A JUST A WAY TO OPEN YOUR MIND TO SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF'N YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY PASTOR (GODLESS HEATHANS THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE) JUST WATCH FOX NEWS THEY WON'T TELL YOU ANY OF THOSE LAMESTREEM MEDIA  LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SIR, IF THEY IZ ANYTHIN FOX NEWS IN NOWN FOR IT IS TRUTH TELLIN.  SO THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD ROTE THE CONSTITOOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ANYONE DONE TRYIN TO TELL YOU DIFFERENT IS POSSED BY A DEMON AND WORKING FOR SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Jeb

A true 'Murican 

p.s. if 'n any of you purty ladies out there would like to meets me you can send  one of dem dar 'puter-letters  to unclejeb350@yahoo.com