Uncle Jeb The Angry Teabagger.

^^^THATS ME UNCLE JEB!!!!

Hey all you godless, socialist, commie pinko, athiest, homo-sympathizin, anit-'Murican reeders of this site. I jes has to teel you bout this site I came across. Now normally momma don lets me surf the intertoobz unsupervized, but when she found out I was and honest to God ritter for this new site here and needed to do dome studiin for my next article she grudgnly agreed to let me alone to be studiin. Durin my wanderins I came across this site youtoobz, and incase u havnt heerd of it let me tell you what itz bout. youtoobz has all of thees movin pitures you can watch on anything from purty little kittens to well............................. I'll sho you hear. seams there be this new thin called twerkerin wear these colored gals dress in tiny little clothes and get to shakin their behinds to muzic. this seems to be mostly on rap videos. Now lets me teels ya when I first seen them colored gals waggin there behinds in them shorty shorts and whatnot I jes bout made a nughty mess in my drawers. Whooooooooooooo boy I had to lay down after watchin few of them dere hip hoopin videos. jes so you can see what Iz talkin bout here is a link to one that reely made me all tingly in my
naughtyparts. Now wheres I be from (Kazirodztwo county) we don't have no colored gals and momma say we don't pollute our gene pool by mixin with such people. I have one thin to say about that. WHEN DID WE GET A POOL MOMMA AND HOW COME I AIN"T ALLOWED IN IT?????? I WILL FIND WHERE YOU HID THIS  POOL AND SWIM IN IT EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WILL GET THEM COLORED GALS FROM THEM TWERKERIN VIDEOS TO SWIM WITH ME IN OUR GENE POOL TOO SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!